You can get a regular router, or …
You can get this router, the Apple AirPort Extreme Dual-Band Wireless-N Base Station Router. This router is miles better than every other router out there. Why? Well, it’s because of one of the following reasons:
1. Other routers are for imbeciles.
2. This router guarantees you will play professional sports for millions of dollars.
3. A different router will channel alien signals that will open your brain to host a parasitic creature that will use your body to seek out a larger, more powerful body with which it will take over the world. It will then enter into a symbiotic relationship with that person, leaving your hollowed out body behind to rot with brain damage too severe to continue to support life functions.
4. This router has a USB port and the power to accommodate 50 users.
Give up? It’s number 3.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Apple
Model: MD031LL/A
Product Features:
• Wi-Fi 802.11a/b/g/n
• Set up a separate Wi-Fi network for guests
• USB port for printer or hard drive
• For Mac and PC
• Runs on both 2.4GHz and 5GHz bands simultaneously
• 3 Ethernet ports
• WPA/WPA2
• WEP encryption
• NAT firewall
• Time-based access control
• Stylish design
What You Get:
• Apple AirPort Extreme Base Station
