I was an elite hacker.
Someone told me once, “You’ll never make it as a hacker; you’re too bad at math.” I never forgot that statement. I can’t remember who said it to me, or even if they actually said it to me, but I took it to heart nonetheless; I resolved to become the best hacker the world had ever seen.
To do so, I was going to need a laptop. Desktops are useful, but for hacking you need to be able to pack up and go in case someone comes after you, like the police, or the super police. That’s why I decided to get the Dell Inspiron 17R Laptop.
“What color SWITCH lid would you like?” the clerk asked me.
“Pink, of course,” I responded. No one suspects that someone is hacking with a pink laptop.
I took it home and started hacking right away. My math was pretty bad, but I decided to learn as I went along. Suddenly, I heard a series of knocks at the door followed by a voice.
“Open up; it’s the super police!”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Dell
Model: i17R-1737sLV
Product Features:
• 17.3” HD widescreen LED display with Truelife
• 2.4GHz Intel Core i3 2370M processor
• 6GB DDR3 RAM
• 500GB SATA hard drive
• 8x DVD±RW drive
• 8-in-1 card reader
• Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n
• Bluetooth 4.0
• 720p HD resoution
• Ethernet port
• 4 USB ports
• HDMI output
• VGA output
• Windows 7 64-bit OS
• SWITCH lid allows for color customization of your lid (colors sold separately)
What You Get:
• Dell Inspiron 17R Laptop
• AC Adapter
